FROM ADRIANA BACHMANN • NEWBORN SPECIALIST

BITCHES,
I'VE ARRIVED.

The No-Nonsense Guide to Getting Your Baby to Sleep Through the Night by 8 Weeks.

No Fluff. No Gimmicks. Just Science and Common Sense.

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Method Guide
WAKE UP CALL

STOP GUESSING.
STOP FLYING BLIND.

400,000 babies are born every day, yet most parents are still guessing. You're misreading cries, buying overpriced gadgets that create bad habits. Or you are listening and taking unsolicited advice from people who’ve had one or two babies and suddenly think they are newborn experts. You are tired. You are overwhelmed. And you are likely misreading your baby, which can lead to inconsistent feeding, sleep habits, and create unnecessary stress for the baby and the whole family.

THE TRUTH:

Babies are generally colicky, but when you follow Jaja’s Method, they’re not.

LIES YOU'VE BEEN TOLD:

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Small, frequent feeds are better
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"They're just colicky — it'll pass"
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"Don't worry, babies cry"
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More gadgets = better sleep
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"Baby can’t sleep with a wet diaper"

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YEARS EXPERIENCE
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BABIES HELPED
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WEEKS TO SLEEP

THE SOLUTION

THE JAJA METHOD
ECOSYSTEM

One method. Complete transformation.

THE E-BOOK

Bitches, I've Arrived DIGITAL

No time to read? No problem!

"Digital access for on the go moms!"
✓ The "Hospital Survival Guide"
✓ The Feeding Foundations
✓ Feeding schedule from newborn to 6 months
✓ Sleeping schedule from newborn to 6 months
✓ Digital access
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THE BOOK

BITCHES, I'VE ARRIVED HARD COPY

The Ultimate Baby Guide

"The manual the hospital didn't give you."
✓ The "Hospital Survival Guide"
✓ The Feeding Foundations
✓ Feeding schedule from newborn to 6 months
✓ Sleeping schedule from newborn to 6 months
✓ Hard copy of the book
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THE SCIENCE

FOUR PILLARS.
ONE METHOD.

This isn't opinion. This is 22 years of trial and results distilled into a repeatable system.

THE PAUSE

Slow the feed. Calm the baby.
Most babies spit up because they’re fed too fast. The JaJa Method introduces intentional pauses during feeding to allow the baby’s stomach to keep up. Pause. Burp. Reset. Continue. This simple rhythm reduces swallowed air and helps babies digest comfortably.
80%
Less spit-up. Happier babies.

THE MATH

Calories, not guesswork.
Babies don’t thrive on guesswork—they thrive on proper nutrition. The JaJa Method focuses on feeding the right amount of milk for the baby’s body, not simply feeding whenever they cry. Balanced intake supports growth, digestion, and longer sleep stretches.
90%
Stronger babies. Confident parents.

THE MECHANICS

Work with the baby’s body.
Feeding is physics, not just parenting. Position, pacing, and burping all affect how milk moves through the baby’s stomach. When feeding respects the baby’s natural mechanics, reflux, gas, and discomfort decrease.
100%
Smoother digestion. Less reflux.

THE SCHEDULE

Structure creates freedom.
Babies feel safest when their world is predictable. A consistent rhythm of feeding, sleep, and calm wake time helps babies regulate their bodies and settle more easily. The JaJa Method builds a gentle structure that supports both baby and parents.
24/7
More sleep. Less stress.

"We can live in a world where

our babies eat, sleep, and thrive."

— ADRIANA BACHMANN

REAL REVIEWS

JAJA METHOD RESULTS
HEAR IT FROM OUR CLIENTS

Combination Feeding
★★★★★
"Adriana’s simple yet brilliant program promotes restorative sleep and helps babies truly thrive……. By six weeks, my twins were sleeping eight hours a night—and by twelve weeks, they were sleeping twelve hours straight.”
Gillian Graham Smith, MD
Bottle Feeding
★★★★★
"By six weeks, the boys were sleeping nine to ten hours a night. Our pediatrician even said, ‘I don’t know what you are doing, but keep doing it!’”
Morgan
Breastfeeding only
★★★★★
"Adriana and Oana were extremely supportive of my breastfeeding goals. With their help, I was able to continue breastfeeding—and my son was sleeping through the night in just two weeks.”
Emily Ferguson

The JaJa Method

Where We've Worked

12 countries · 30+ locations worldwide

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